History shows us that not only were you involved with a nasty little habit of snorting meth off of dirty, public bathroom toilet seats, but even received a DUI as recently as las week. Alright, the the toilet seat is pure speculation on my part, but we all know about the meth! My question to you is where do you and Heidi get off accusing Heidi's sister Holly of having an alcohol problem? Because she partakes in the occasional drink and has a fun time whilst doing it...and does the robot? If I was the only thing close to a sane person amongst all of you mentally incapacitated, loose moraled floozies from The Hills then I'd be drinking too! Me and my friends were practically in our undersquares last weekend, doing the time warp in the aisles at a Rocky Horror Show performance. Does that make us alcoholics too? Holly should be the worried one since over the course of three years her sister went from being the cute girl next door to the Crypt Kepper with double D mammaries. Quite bold of you to compare Holly's fun night out with your torrid past of sucking dick for meth (again speculation, but can't you just picture it!). I ask you, She-Pratt, to kindly research what exactly an alcoholic is before you accuse people. Until then please feel free to kiss my well toned, undie clad ass!
Love, John
P.S. An empty void would be in my life without the show so keep up the good work!
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